Remember how I stupidly left my truck to sit all winter? and the brand new battery died? and it seemed like it was out of warranty?
Well, today I found a wrench, and took the battery out of the truck, and schlepped it to four (count 'em) four different auto parts stores, and then to my mechanic, and they examined it, and then 5 minutes later came back with a new battery - under warranty, for FREE.
I brought it home, and put it back in its little cradle, put the bolts back in, and my truck started up!
Alas, this victory will first be applied to moving, instead of hauling a trailer, but baby steps!